by Patch O'Furr
Beware of costumed bandits.
I’d like to see a lurid midnight movie that crosses a criminal heist plot with a furry convention. The bandits use fursuits to go under cover. But their plans get messed up when they become accidental popufurs.
There would be unexpected coming-outs, geek tests and rave drugs, awkward costume switches, and a gauntlet of hugs and dance comps.
Is that an SPH, or is that how you keep a gun in a fursuit? Who switched the bulletproof vest with the EZ-cooldown? Is that an undercover cop, or just an extremely amorous admirer? What happened to the gold and why is the briefcase full of Bad Dragon toys? There might be reluctant yiffing to avoid blowing their cover.
What would you put in the movie?