North Korea’s Dear Leader Kim Jong-un got pranked with plushie sex
by Patch O'Furr
Here’s a story about a photo tour by North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. It was produced by their Glorious Socialist People’s Ministry of Correct Learnings (or whatever they call their state propaganda machine). The setting is a disturbingly empty, candy-colored orphanage. I think it was supposed to make him look cuddly. (But I’m just wondering if they ate the babies?)
None of the dictator’s censors noticed that someone with steel balls had posed plushies screwing in the scene. (I just hope whoever did it made a beeline for the border.) Scroll down for delicious details.
North Korea would be a weird place to be a furry. On one hand, you can enjoy confusingly cute furry brainwashing cartoons like “Squirrel and Hedgehog“. It casts Western imperialist scum like me as wolves. (OK… cool? It is a popular fursona.)
On the other hand, your education includes beloved classics like Let’s Trim Our Hair in Accordance with the Socialist Lifestyle. Forget fursuiting in the gulag.
But they just can’t kill universal human urges, like making stuffed animals fuck. Like fart jokes, I think it’s humor that’s coded deep within the human psyche. It reminds me of something i heard from a friend (a national security contractor.) He said about my Fart Machine: it made him happy, because while technology can be twisted to invent cruel new forms of bombing and death, it can also produce the gift of laughter.
It gives me hope that one day, the nations of the world will put down their weapons and embrace peace, and we can all laugh together about shit like this.