Joe Biden will bring furries back to the White House.
by Patch O'Furr
There’s an unbelievable memory for Lindz, an inventor in California. Lindz loves the Burning Man event that takes place every year in Nevada. One year he went there with a giraffe suit, which led to building a giant robotic giraffe. They go to special events together. They’ve been to furry conventions, and in 2014, they were invited to a Maker Faire on the White House lawn.
When Obama left office, the changes that came led a poet to write about it:
There’s no art in this White House.
There’s no literature, no poetry, no music.
There are no pets in this White House, no loyal man’s best friend, no Socks the family cat, no kids’ science fairs.
Elayne Griffin Baker’s poem went viral when Bruce Springsteen shared it. (Read the rest.) I don’t think Lindz’s memory is what they had on their minds, but of course it was — that’s the beauty of this humanity thing.
Times are changing again and there’s a new family coming to the White House. President Biden, Madame Vice President Harris, First Lady Dr. Jill Biden, Second Gentlemen Douglas Emhoff, and Champ and Major.
There will be art and literature and DOGS in this White House!!!!!! We did this.
— EBaker (@b_elayne) November 7, 2020
Congratulations to good boys Champ and Major for becoming our next First Pets of the United States #FPOTUS pic.twitter.com/zKWxoV19ai
— Sophie Diao (@sophiediao) November 8, 2020
One of his dogs, Major, is a rescue, and to be the first RESCUE dog to live in the white house!! https://t.co/hRmC6BXPJ0
— 🗳️ Harper 🐆 DMs OPEN 🗳️ #CatGirls4biden 🗳️ (@2ManyStripes) November 7, 2020
I have no idea if Joe Biden has ever heard of this furry fandom malarky, but if the kids are into it, I’ll bet he won’t just stay on the golf course and ignore them. He’d probably host them on his lawn.
Remember, Joe’s the guy who faced a dirty attack on his son on a national debate stage, part of a “human DDOS”, and he hit back with the hardest punch:
“My son, like a lot of people you know at home, had a drug problem. He’s overtaken it. He’s fixed it. He’s worked on it, and I’m proud of him.”
You don’t have to like his policies or human flaws, but that’s not a prepared speech, that’s the love of a lifetime told to someone who has none. Compare with what molded his opponent’s sons. When I picture them I think of their famous photos from a safari. With something resembling pride, they hold up the mutilated remains of rare animals they sacrificed to impress people who could never include their father with his mutilated heart.
If you see Joe do the shaking-hands-kissing-babies stuff that’s in the politicians job description, remember that moment at the debate, and you can believe he means it. So can any kid in the country.
— Ferdinand Foxcoon (@foxcoon) November 7, 2020
For everyone who had to force themselves to vote Biden & especially those who didn't, watch this clip & then tell me one more time how there wasn't enough for us to gain by doing so.
And if you didn't personally gain anything then realize just how much minority Americans did. https://t.co/E6rAUJDnxi
— A Weary Reptile Trying To Smile (@microdile) November 7, 2020
There’s more good news. In Joe Biden’s first victory speech after the election, he thanked his family and wife for making it possible and pointed out about her:
“For American educators, this is a great day for you all, you’re going to have one of your own in the White House”.
We’ll find out more about policies soon, and there’s a lot to ask about before he takes office in January, so I’ll end with some views from the furry side of things and just one question:
What’s Joe’s fursona?
The mood here is…positive. pic.twitter.com/xSfU26lP7a
— 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒶 𝒮𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓈𝑜𝓃 🦄🦊 (@MizDanaClaire) November 8, 2020
There so much going on in this video, Biden really bringing together everyone imaginable including furries. https://t.co/7hgu7zu6Gk
— JT (@rapidbeta4) November 7, 2020
Who are you? pic.twitter.com/ZBtfcVgj4B
— Dragoneer Total Landscaping (@Dragoneer) November 7, 2020
Yes, I was that furry you saw on CNN celebrating our win for flipping Georgia to Blue and getting stale cheeto out of office.
But its not over, we still have to take back the senate come 2021.
VOTE VOTE VOTE!!
Thank you for coming to my MOWTALK 💙
Stay Safe! #bidenharris2020 pic.twitter.com/kNKrWmCVCU
— Blue State Blue Cat #BlackLivesMatter (@BemaniCub) November 8, 2020
— Dogpatch Press (@DogpatchPress) November 8, 2020
Ah yes, the party of Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, Gay furries, and drunken mailmen with economics degrees is widely known for its sameness. https://t.co/JFfjsaF7uk
— Alexander 🚨taking a nap🚨 (@WolfDrinkCoffee) November 7, 2020
first openly furry president when
— Stellarity the Poochyena (@KupferudelWolf) November 7, 2020
Trump got the entire 2020 experience. He got covid he lost his job and in 2.5 months will be evicted.
— HAZE (@HazeStag) November 7, 2020
Time to get some rest, @FiveyFox! Original design by @joeyellis pic.twitter.com/idMQXVPYeX
— Ｋ Ａ Ｒ Ｐ Ｏ Ｕ Ｒ カンガルー (@karpour) November 8, 2020
WE FUCKIN DID IT!!! pic.twitter.com/pHky0bcLId
— 𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕞𝕠 🏳️🌈BLM🏳️🌈 𝔸𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕣𝕜 (@KilmoAardvark) November 8, 2020
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