A furry’s guide to encounters with fleshies
by Patch O'Furr
Fleshies are everywhere. They’re sneaky yet prolific primates who trim their fur, mask their scents, and cover their body parts to hide the weird things they do when you’re not looking.
They come in various shapes and sizes, but often compete to see which kind is superior. They have elaborate rules that keep changing. It may be about the color of their disturbingly smooth hides, or what territory they inhabit. It often involves collecting piles of green stuff.
They’re an invasive species. Like parasites, fleshies infest the shiny armored organisms that run on paths between their hives and honk at each other. When their hosts stop at feeding-stations and sleeping-lots you can see them swarm out.